Keep Laughing!

Roughly 25 years ago I produced a claymation film called “Who Makes Your Reality?” This film was never properly released and I later went on to re-edit this film into a different film by the same name. I have “restored” the original film with the original soundtrack and I am sharing it now along with the second version which I "officially" released some years later.

Why two films were made from this production involves some technical backstory, as well as different aspects of my insecurity and arrogance. I’ll try to keep it brief.

I went to UNLV Film school in the late 90’s. This film would not exist if not for this fact. At the time Film Production was on the cusp of a massive overhaul involving computer editing. Looking back from todays perspective it's easy to see that time was the stone age long before making videos became something virtually everyone can now access. The year I made this film was the first year the film department had installed a nonlinear computer editing lab. Everyone in the class was psyched about getting our hands on computer editing. I was too but I was also intrigued by the ability to cut my film the traditional way using a flatbed editor. It felt like the last opportunity to take advantage of that archaic technology, as a luddite, and a contrarian, I opted to use the flatbed editor instead. This proved to be a good idea as I didn’t have to share the editor with any other students allowing me to work for hours and eventually days uninterrupted.

In my first film production class I attempted to experiment with film in every way I could. I animated, I did stop motion, I got as pretentious as I could in every direction. My first attempt at this pretention was Progress.

In my second year I wanted to create a world from the ground up and I didn’t want to deal with actors. So I ran with the idea of a claymation short.

I didn’t write a script for “Who Makes Your Reality?” so much as jot down the concept and begin by heavily storyboarding. I expected that I would add audio later not realizing most animators begin with audio and create images to match the sound. My attempting to do this with images first would prove to be fortuitous.

I realized near the end of the semester that my professor required sound and image in order to receive a passing grade for the class. This was crazy. Adding sound would take a whole other semester. So I came up with a plan. At the time I had a Hi8 video camera which I used it to shoot punk shows. I decided to cut the film on the flatbed, videotape the playback, and mouth the soundtrack myself for the purposes of this class. It would add a spontaneous element to the film and get the idea for the story across in a way that was akin to performance. This was how the first version of the film came to be.

I wrote the story out as a rough script, I had the film cut on the flatbed to match my concept, and then I let it run while I videotaped the film off the screen and added the audio using just my voice in one take. It proved to be a great way of conveying the story.

This was the version I turned in for the class. While I was proud of how it turned out but I didn’t expect this would be the final version of the film. I expected to add a real soundtrack to come later.

At the time I was in a pseudo post hardcore rock band and I had recently written a grant to press a vinyl record through the Nevada Arts Council. As a result of getting this grant I discovered the Fellowship Award the Arts Council gave out each year. I wanted to submit this claymation film, even if didn’t have enough time to complete the real audio I was hoping to add. The reactions I'd seen from people viewing this rough cut gave me enough confidence to submit this version, the nly version I had at the time to the arts council. It won over the judges in the Fellowship competition beating out over 70 other artists allowing me to win the Fellowship Award for visual arts for 1999-2000!

This is where the story gets weird.

The original soundtrack ruled. In retrospect I should have transferred the film from 16mm to digital and then married that original soundtrack to slick digital images. That’s not what happened. Instead I decided to produce an entirely new soundtrack using actors. This involved writing a more solid script from which to follow the images. So I spent a good deal of time recording new audio. The film went through numerous edits eventually becoming a different film from the original soundtrack.

In the original soundtrack, the central vision is easy to digest. Don’t take what you see on TV (or the internet) as the gospel. The real world is full of nuance and different perspectives. While it may be ugly it is a reality that needs to be reckoned with and discovered on it's own, with no filter. THINK FOR YOURSELF. QUESTION AUTHORITY.

Altough I would mention it’s pretty clear I was also taking a swipe at journalism in this film. Part of that was because I briefly thought about pursuing journalism at the time. The irony is I was distrustful of the field of journalism because I didn’t think it empirically possible to tell the news 100% truthfully which seemed to me a sham. More importantly how often does the ‘news media” go about uncovering the real bullshit? Not nearly enough of the time it seemed. I didn’t know shit. I was looking at the surface of journalism as reflected through television. The truth is journalism is incredibly important to democracy despite it’s shortcomings.

Today I would say no one deserves more respect than journalists trying to uncover any truths in whatever capacity. There are some out there doing an outstanding job. Someone must bear witness and maybe the shit will not be 100% accurate but that is because we’re human, not robots. There are fewer jobs more dangerous today than those journalists pursue if they’re looking in the right place. I hope more students today consider it because I can guarantee this may not be a good paying profession but it will go a long way in to making a change in society. Look how threatened the authoritarians are by journalists.

I spent a long time editing the second version of this film. Was it time wasted? I’m still not entirely sure. The second film is entertaining but I think the original version is the definitive version. The second film finds me trying to be lyrical and poetic. But thematically, in this new version, the original vision is lost. It loses the critique of the media and it’s message, instead becoming more of a philosophical rant that does’t entirely hold. It questions the concept of truth over the concept of personal reality. It’s may be slightly funnier, largely because of the other actors involved, but it loses the real message of the film: THINK FOR YOURSELF. In fact I think it plays into the bullshit media (internet) landscape in which we find ourselves where people are content to create their own reality and seek out reassurance of their own perspective instead of facing reality and gaining a true sense of the world as it exists.

For many this is the state of the world today; some are happy to deny reality, willing to listen to lies that reinforce a world view not based in fact. The concept of Truth is slippery meaning different things to different people. But some truths are self evident and to deny these truths is a slippery slope that will eventually lead to authoritarianism.

Voltaire once said "Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities."

I live for the truth. To live in this Post-Truth world is disgusting and makes me weep for the future.

Now some technical mumbo jumbo.

I digitized the 16mm negatives in 2000 and promptly began editing the footage into the new "second cut." Until now the original version was only available with the poorly rendered Hi8 video which I shot off the flatbed editor at UNLV. Despite the stellar performance (sarcasm), the soundtrack leaves a lot to be desired. The constant clicking of the flatbed editor was the main reason I never wanted to consider this as the soundtrack. But it’s not terrible, and it can’t be fixed, so it is what it is.

Certainly it occurred to me years ago to try and cut this original soundtrack to the newly digitized images but I never got around to it. Eventually I somehow misplaced the unedited digitized files and later lost the actual 16mm color negatives and the cut and taped color print as well!

As the 25th anniversary approached I wanted to cut the original with remastered good images. Since the raw footage was lost I came to realize the only way I could cut the film with good images was to use the final edit of the "second cut" and edit it to fit the original. (Confused yet?) This took some time because during the process of cutting the "second cut" I must have made a half dozen shitty versions of which I had multiple copies. Many of which I deleted or threw out over the years. Eventually I found a file that reads “Reality 3/5/05.” These were the only clean digitized images I could find of this film, so I cut the original version found here using images from this "second cut", which I am now calling the definitive version of the "second cut." Make sense?

I’m so happy to finally have a clean version of this film to share and it only took 25 years. My antipathy towards the second version of the film came from my insecurity as well as knowing in my heart that the second cut did not measure up to the original vision. I’m glad to share them both with you now. Maybe there’s something to be learned from both films? You tell me.

I’m less proud to know that this film has become more relevant with the passing of time. I leave this work here and I hope it imparts some wisdom which should be self evident. THINK FOR YOURSELF and QUESTION AUTHORITY.

Saturday, July 17, 2021

Moment of Truth

The last few weeks of my life have been absolute shit. Literally. I found out on monday I've got a serious ecoli infection in my upper intestine. I've been sick with this since the big heat dome/ heat wave fell over Portland, Oregon a few weeks ago. Fuckin blows.

I'll spare the details, I only hope you're never in a position where you need to give a stool sample. It's rough work. Also, never eat on the Oregon coast. Why can't they get it right on the coast? What the fuck? I've been shitting blood all week. This experience has put a sharper focus on mortality for me. I was starting to wonder how much longer I've got? Oh, the years I've wasted!

If anything good happened as a result of this shitstorm it's that I got to finish the new radio show I've been working up. I've had the alter ego DJ Single for some time now, broadcasting in Portland, Oregon on KFFP-LP 90.3 FM Freefrom Portland. Nobody listens.

It's equal parts triumphant artistic excellence and cringingly embarassing lows. I'm the king of revealing too much, and in the past my show was called Seven Inches of Love. Clever, huh? I would spin only seven inch records, or 45's as the kids used to call 'em. I toyed with the idea of having themes for each broadcast but more often I just randomly picked jams out of my bag of tricks to set the mood and have something to do. I posted a few episodes on my mixcloud account, if you give a shit feel free to listen.

I've always wanted to do a vaguely politically charged, positive reinforcement of my values, superimposed over catchy pop bangers. Here it is: The Moment of Truth! Catchy name, eh?

I'm hung up on the concept of TRUTH. Not sure why. It doesn't seem to bother most people, so why it haunts me so much is a bit of a mystery. Maybe it's because comedy relies so much on TRUTH. I love getting laughs. Most of my comedic sensibility relies heavily on leaning on the truth as i see it. Fearless pursuit of the truth is shocking to a lot of people, which pisses me the fuck off, but it also make me the funniest guy in the room half the time. That's little consolation when shitloads of people are happy, nay ecstatic, living a lie. I run the whole gamut of emotions when I think about the beating that TRUTH has taken these last few years. The internet is an engine generating obfuscation and it will never go away. Bummer.

This is my mild attempt at trying to do something, even if it's as shallow as a radio broadcast. I am psyched to share two of my favorite obsessions, dedication to truth, and POP!

The songs I'm sharing are slices of the perfect ideal that encompasses truth, beauty, justice, love, and whatever bullshit you want to include in that sort of list, trapped in the amber of harmony and rhythm that makes me want to cum all over your back. I probably could have used a better metaphor, but you get the point. It almost feels that good. It's an irresistable impulse and I'm glad to marry these two elements.

Truth is the thrust of the show, so inevitably politics are front and center. The self righteous, pretentious, and preachy make me sick. I've tried hard not to come across like such. Instead I try to keep an even keel and keep the focus on the obvious nature of today's dysfunction: Nazis are fucking garbage! It feels like the nazis are right around the corner ready to start up the concentration camps again! Doesn't it?

Fuckin sick of hearing about the shadowy organization Antifa. If there was a well funded cabal of socialists ready to destroy America, then why can't I find their presence on the internet to put in an application? I'd work hard at a job where I'm destroying American hypocrisy. I'm fairly confident I'd be a good candidate, even without references. Strangely those jobs don't seem to exist. Go figure.

Meanwhile there doesn't seem to be any shortage of racist dickweeds who are highly organized, funded, and trained. Am I telling you something you don't already know?

People are trying to say anti-fascists are the enemy?! Talk about clouding the issue. There are clouds on the horizon. Authoritarians are on the rise, not just in America but worldwide. I'm not over reacting when I say that I can hear them at the door. As unreal and unlikely as it seems, it's pretty clear it's a threat. I'm concerned. I want you to be concerned.

What to do? What to do? Stand up. Shut them down. Don't get caught up in their games. The Nazis in 1920's Germany played the victim and it gave them the upper hand. Don't fall in to that trap. But do stand up. We have to.

Anyway, no point in over thinking it. This radio show is my attempt at positivity in a shit world. Made me feel good making it, hope it makes you feel good listening to it.

I expect I'm too obscure and poppy to be discovered by the fascists. But maybe let's keep this between us and keep it from going viral so I don't get put on a hit list by cracker barrel losers.

Aside from that I'll just beg for unity. Please. If these bullshit widgets don't work go here to listen: https://www.mixcloud.com/chad-simmons3/moment-of-truth-episode-one/

Wednesday, May 19, 2021

Cash for chaos (Real fucking idiots)

I feel like a dipshit writing so often about my youth. I will say at this age at least I’m not alone in looking back. However I feel like I ‘m largely alone in looking back in disappointment more than pride. Maybe it’s a self defeating gene in my brain that I foster? I write about frivolous shit like the aesthetics of punk rock or even more disastrous and disappointing the politics of punk rock because it’s a simple subject to take on unlike more important issues like Israel/Palestine, or how to rid the world of plastic. I’m concerned about both things but I’ll never find the cure. Instead I find solace in something so masturbatory only a teenager should give a shit, but here I am pushing 50 writing about punk junk yet again.

To be fair to my own self image I must admit the story I’m about to share fell in to my lap this weekend and I’m compelled to write it down because it’s funny and pathetic in equal measure. If nothing else there’s the potential for laughter to be had, by me if no one else.

I have a collection of records so vast it could choke a music snob and leave her gasping for air while drowning in a sea of 7” singles by Siouxsie and the Banshees. I wonder if I’ve done much more than waste time these past 20 or so years smoking incredible amounts of hash and flipping through stacks of vinyl in search of happiness. Not sure I found it, but I’ve been able to get a glance at it briefly in the search for gems and other minerals in the form of shit like this amazing record by the New Toys. This small record has brought me an incredible amount of happiness.

This record has also made my life better. My fave long player by King Tee.

Or this incredible record by the Superheroines. So unusual it doesn’t seem to fit into a genre.

I might have spent a lot of time by myself at the record store, but I don’t think it’s been a complete waste. It’s been fun for the most part. Recently however I’ve been less obsessed with finding contentment in collecting platters, and I’ve become more invested in trying to better myself. I’m working on becoming a better man and I still have pretentions for changing the world. Maybe that impetus will never leave me. Hopefully it won’t. Fuck this world. A better one is coming and I want to be a party to that!

With more time on my hands the pandemic led me to discover the wonders of Discogs where I found the boundless financial joys of selling my musical taste to other misguided searchers who have money.

To the uninitiated I’ll clue you in to Discogs glory and shame. It’s an internet site that helps you gauge the value of records of all different genres and pressings, as well as being a marketplace for you to sell your wares.

I’ve made some serious scratch by peddling my finds on this site. The capriciousness by which people are willing to part with their money is a sight to behold. I’ve been surprised but not entirely shocked by the amount of money some are willing to throw at a bid for temporary happiness. I’ve played that game myself. Salivating over a recent obsession, wanting, desiring, fiending over it. Then pulling the trigger, shelling out the cash, and reveling in the knowledge it is mine! That joy is fleeting, and it’s often replaced by newer obsessions as time goes on. And yet just as often that joy is palpable.

I learned from experience that almost every time I’ve gone off the deep end and spent more than I should have on a beloved record, I get bit in the ass by finding the same record months later, sometimes in better condition, for pennies. It’s pretty rare for me to do that shit anymore.

If you ever find this record I’ll pay upwards of $50 for a clean copy.

In any event, I sold a Beyonce record I bought on a lark for $100. I sold a Janelle Monáe record for $100 too. These records aren’t the old, and don’t seem especially rare, but there’s no explaining the yearnings of the human heart. For some time now I’ve been considering liquidating my whole punk and metal collection. With everyone coming back to the fold in terms of vinyl worship I think I could make a killing with the hunks of slab I’ve acquired. But there are weird mental ticks that are a part of record collecting.

Let’s face it, music can exert a powerful charm over our lives. It can be timeless. It can put you back in time. It provides tears, laughter, possibly even wisdom?

Then there’s the satisfaction of ownership. Which is a mixed blessing. I hate capitalism. Along with everyone else I’ve navigated the rough waters of capitalist America and somehow not shit the bed, which I achieved through skill and no short amount of luck. The thing I liked the most about Jesus was when he up ended the money changers tables. He did other cool shit too but that was probably my favorite bit. Anyway, as an anti-capitalist I have a hard time stomaching people speculating on something I treasure so much as my youth, of which punk rock played it’s role. There was a time not long ago when you needed physical copies of recorded music to be able to hear them. Technology has gone a long way to make music more accessible to everyone with an internet connection. So now ownership of rare recordings has become a niche world that brings it’s own issues.

Why would someone pay hundreds of dollars for a rare punk record? I can only answer with my own experience. The fleeting joy of completing mt collection of early Discharge singles. They look so cute in my house. Which speaks to a desire to turn my living room into a museum.

Are you buying street credibility when you purchase a rare piece of punker history? Who could say. It’s good to know the artifacts still exist. But maybe they should be in a museum? That was part of my motivation with archiving the Vegas punk scene. It felt like it was slipping away into obscurity. Now I hope it does slip away into obscurity as it seems to have eclipsed it’s own mythos in the minds of many.

That’s one slice of punk rock dynamics that will forever be pathetic to me and yet it’s the inevitable for punk rock adherents. This being that the scene you belong to is the only one that matters. As an outcast, I never even fit in with the other outcasts in punk rock world. But I was there to be a witness. When I assed out I could’t ever be compelled to give a shit about the generations that came later and in fact loathed them and gave zero credence to their expression. I think most people have that experience. Fuck the new generation and fuck everyone who missed the boat the first time around. Are those rare records the tickets to that boat?

Who knows what, why, or how? The fact is there are people with money to burn. When are we gonna burn those people and get back our freedom stolen on the daily from us? I suppose we will all need to be backed into some serious corners before the revolution can free us temporarily. If we aren’t backed into a corner in 2021 what the fuck, right?

I’ve broken down a few times and started selling and chipping away at the hardcore punk hold outs I’ve amassed in my collection. Got serious money for some old Swans records, got some good money for a Dark Angel record. I could go on. It started getting ridiculous. And then I started playing games and making jokes just for kicks. One of these jokes just became a whole lot funnier.

I sold one of the first records I ever bought this week. I’ll start at the beginning.

My first job was at Little Caesar’s Pizza in the Kmart shopping center on Bonanza and Nellis. It fuckin sucked but I finally had some cash to buy smokes, go to shows, get adults to buy me beer, and buy records. This stoner kid Marty at Eldorado had a few rare punk records he was trying to sell and since I was king shit of the east side punkers he worked hard to get me to come by his house to look at some records his brother had. Turns out his bro joined the navy and was shoving off for parts unknown but he left behind a few 7”s that Marty wanted to liquidate. Even back then people were hip to the fact that punk records were rare and therefore valuable. It was a sellers market then and probably always will be.

I don’t remember what all records he was trying to pawn off on me. There were three 7” records. The only one I bought was this strange CRASS record that wasn’t even on the CRASS label. I thought I was getting the shaft because he wanted $5 for this 7”. But I relented and coughed up the dough.

The record was Rival Tribal Rebel Revel. But as mentioned it wasn’t on the CRASS label which always seemed strange to me. It felt like it was a special record and somehow I managed to hang on to it until this week.

I’ll give some background on who the band CRASS were and how much they meant to me which will heighten the absurdity of what follows.

CRASS were among the first in the original punk scene in England, if not the first, to dive head first into far left idealism featuring many of the trappings of the 60’s “hippie” vision. Conflicts that were relevant to the 60’s, didn’t go away with the coming of the 70’s. Or the 80’s, or the 90’s or the 00’s, or… you get the idea. Feminism, environmentalism, anti-nuclear, anti-war, anti-fascist, anti-capitalist, animal rights, anti-racist, and every other similar causes which would fall under that umbrella. CRASS were admittedly genius to graft these same issues onto the blank slate of punk rock, especially since the first punks, and virtually every generation since has been a breeding ground for fascist recruiters. At the onset of the first wave of punk many punks were quite vocal about hating hippies, thankfully CRASS and other like minded scene participants saw how important it was to continue the struggle that the hippies identified, the alternative being the continuation of capitalist exploitation of the scene, which would eventually happen, or the acquiesce of the scene into fascism, which would come to haunt “punk” to this day, and as we know it’s knocking on American society’s door currently. CRASS set the standard for carrying that banner which is a continuation of the tradition of resistance.

Also, beginning with their first drunken shambles of a gig they inspired a spirited, sloppy, thrown together aesthetic, which has (sadly) also been a continuing tradition in the realm of punk rock activism. It involves passion against the oppressive system, obnoxious “punk” theatre, and a serious desperation that was always two steps from the bottomless pit of depression considering the subject matter. Stakes were high, (they still are) CRASS weren’t fucking around, but they liked to party too.

Their aesthetics were brilliant. Stark black and white graphics, collage, stencil art, focusing on the all important message. Part of their urgency stems from the sheer amount of things they had to say. They had so much trouble on their mind (refuse to lose) it was like the singers had to spew it out at top speed to fit it all in the song.

They inspired one of the first sub genres that would be a force for good and bad in the underground for decades afterwards, the Anarcho Punk scene. It would dictate much of the undergrounds politics through the 80’s, somehow that thrust fell by the wayside in the 90’s and seemed to disappear all together with the dawn of the new millennium. Things have returned into sharper focus in the last few years. Would you agree?

I remember my own initiation into the world of CRASS. Even as a teenager I was skeptical of Anarchist thought. Get rid of all government? Even at that point in my life I’d met plenty of garbage bag people to see the fallacy of letting us as a community take care of ourselves. We may hope for the best from our community and sometimes the community delivers, but you can’t count on the community to be there to make the buses run on time. The Vegas scene of which I was a part went from Peace punk CRASS inspired lunacy, to straight up fascist nazi skinheads over the course of a few months. Even punks are trendy sheep by and large. I didn’t see a future in the fronting that anarchists inspired. It’s akin to Libertarians, another teenage daydream unworthy of serious consideration. Libertarians and anarchists may have seemed viable when we were an agrarian society, but we are well past that place as a society. As an industrialized society with urbanization that reflects a population of millions, I don’t trust my brother to be there for me.

Regardless of the breadth of their beliefs CRASS is an institution worthy of celebrating for helping to carry the weight of the left on their drunken backs. I’m sure they would hate to be labeled as such. Which makes them all the more beloved.

The truth and it’s consequences were heartbreakingly spelled out over the life of the band. I recall lofty highs of hearing these people speak the truth to the power structure. It was inspiring and it made me take what action I could as a young man and it made me take what actions I can as a grown man. It was equally distressing to feel the full pressure of capitalist society so large and untouchable. Too big to fail. I remember tears from listening to CRASS, but just as often they inspired resolve. It seems silly to put so much emphasis on CRASS as an impetus, they are merely a continuation of the struggle of which all nonconformists find themselves as we face down injustice and try to find a way to survive and still retain our morality and dignity. I think I’ve found a balance which makes sense to me. That’s enough, for now. At least that’s what I’ve continued to tell myself so that I can go on with my life without completely losing my shit.

CRASS has it’s share of detractors to be sure. I’d hazard a guess that I know more people who hate rather than admire them and I understand why. First off for being a music group the music tends to be really bad. I feel like being musical was like 5th or 6th on their list of things to do. Secondly, they’re British, so they already work to a disadvantage in my book. Especially since they’re EXTREMELY British in terms of the hard to follow accents and the fact that they appear educated. Among my most favorite of their graphics is the following words blown up big in a fold out poster: “The nature of your oppression is the aesthetic of our anger.” I had to look up some of those words in the dictionary but I felt confident, and smarter when I did. Still, it’s that kind of pretentious bullshit that can only be viewed as heavy-handed. Nobody likes a know it all and CRASS were nothing if not sure of themselves. Somehow I never heard CRASS as preachy, they just seemed determined and desperate, perhaps because I agreed with their anger? Of course I was happy to throw my lot in with anyone screaming at the top of their lungs back then, it made the anger valid.

The Nevada Test site was an hour drive north of Las Vegas. The end seemed nigh. It was rapturous righteousness. CRASS was what the hippies were crying about on steroids.

It’s hard to chose a favorite album, each one is so different. But my top two have to be Penis Envy, and Yes Sir I Will. Penis Envy is CRASS at their most musical, but it’s still CRASS, so the bar is low. I love that Eve Libertine does all the vocals on that album. I saw her play an unplugged show in 1990 in downtown LV, and there was a drive-by shooting, which was a very 1990 Las Vegas thing to do.

Yes Sir I Will is CRASS at complete meltdown. It’s not even broken into songs. It’s just continuous music through both sides. Sure, that sounds about as overblown as a Yes album but CRASS somehow pulls it off and knocks it out of the park. It gets pretty unhinged at points but never loses focus. Eve Libertine steals the show on this album too, vehemently breaking down monumental truths with a poetry of the oppressed. Maybe that’s why they chose her to sing every song on Penis Envy? She fuckin nails it. Listening to every album now it’s hard not to see her as the best vocalist and mouthpiece for CRASS. I was moved to tears from this album as a teenager, and it still holds up well. It’s breathtaking even as I listen to it as an old man. Especially when Eve said “Maybe our lives don’t matter that much?” Also when she shook with rage screaming how nuclear weapons could destroy all life on planet earth! She wasn’t bullshiting. There’s a lot of brilliant lyrics on display in this album but perhaps the most relevant piece is a simple two sentence phrase:

It is up to us all as responsible citizens of Earth To work towards the downfall of the powerful elite

Today’s current crop of fascist have angled themselves as victims and somehow the left is the elite to be brought down. This is the same tactic the original nazis used in the 1930’s. If nothing else the fascists have gotten smarter by learning history, or the masses have gotten dumber to forget it. Which story do you want to believe? Who do they think they’re fooling? You?

Yes Sir I Will is CRASS at their most didactic and it’s thrilling. Nuclear war will destroy all life on Earth! Utter contempt! Fuck Thatcher! There is no authority but your self. Even the fold out poster is a mockery of conformity and the sad irony of kowtowing to authority at all costs. It’s a photo of an airman from the royal air force. His face mutilated from a battle involving the Falkland islands. He is being given a medal from Prince Charles in this photo. The prince tells the airman to “Get Well soon!” To which the airmen replies, “Yes Sir, I will.” Devastating.

There are many CRASS haters, which is par for the punk rock course. I once had a long conversation with a douchy rock star musician I knew from Vegas, who ended up moving to Portland to become a douchy rock star here. The Clash became a topic of conversation for some reason, likely because he brought it up. I mentioned I wasn’t as aware of the Clash’s music because Crass and Rudimentary Peni talked shit about them which made me avoid their music for the most part. This rock star dumbshit was dismissive of CRASS and Peni, and wouldn’t stop talking up the Clash. Which of course made me dislike the Clash even more and double down on my love of CRASS. “The name is CRASS, not Clash, they can stuff their punk credentials cause it’s them that takes the cash!” I've since come around and appreciate the Clash more now, but I'll never ever respect them as much as I do CRASS.

Punk rock, as a general rule, and CRASS specifically, survives and becomes more popular every year for one simple reason: a new generation find their rage in the same trough from which CRASS drank. No one is more confident in their convictions than CRASS. It will hold appeal forever to each new generation looking up from the gutter. And each older generation looks to pop that enthusiastic bubble of self righteousness by downplaying it as naiveté, or shitting on the perspective of youth just because that’s what old people do. As an old man myself I have mixed feelings in this regard. Of course I’m annoyed by 15 year olds shouting slogans in my face especially when I shouted those same slogans and they were two generations removed from my own generation to start with. But there’s a morality and an urgency at play here which has never really left my purview. CRASS is not the bedrock of my moral worldview, they helped to inform it in a way but that train was already moving by the time I discovered CRASS. However I still respect their perspective and passion. As a seeker of truth I strongly believe the youth are smarter than given credit. I hope they get their shit together faster than mine did. Too many of my generation are clearly establishment. Even the ones who are still junkies which is too pitiful if it wasn't so disgustingly ignorant at first blush. FIGHT WARS NOT WAR is a sentiment I will take to the grave.

Here’s the funny part...

I sold a CRASS one sided 7” for $280 on discogs.com. I listed it originally for $400 as a joke not thinking someone would bite. It was a bit of a shock when someone offered $280. I took it.

In some ways I expected to have a reckoning with my younger self in relation to this moral quandary. But is it a moral quandary? The kind of person who would clutch pearls over the decision to make bank on a CRASS record is the kind of person who would probably steal it to sell themselves if given the chance. I understand that bands, specifically these types of anarchy punk bands would put labels on their records reading Pay No More Than, in an attempt to discourage the collector marketplace which inflates the price to outrageous fortunes due to rarity.

Surely I must mention the unseemliness of how our culture goes on to commodify everything, and eventually co-op even movements designed to be counter to capitalist bullshit. And the disgusting reality of "comic book" collector nerd douche bags who don't even give a shit about the sentiments and are just out to make a buck or consume "the product" no matter how noble that product may claim to be.

Still I think I deserve something for keeping this thing looking good after 30 years.

Anyway. Fuck Authority!

There is no authority but yourself.

Wednesday, April 7, 2021

Would you like to collaborate?

Z for Zenith from Chad Simmons on Vimeo.

Do you remember quiggly line drawings? It's when someone draws a random quiggly line and pases it on to someone else to create a drawing inspired from said squiggle. Would you like to participate in a similar experiment?

I built an animation studio in my basement. I've got a couple of ideas, but I haven't really started yet. I'm asking you to send me squiggle material which I will use to jumpstart some animations.

I’m inspired, but mostly I’m inspired to read books all day, prepare for spring gardening, listen to the radio, volunteer, shoot baskets, watch the rain from inside, feel sorry for myself since my girlfriend left me over a year ago, pretty much anything but try to open the studio up and use it.

I’ve got few ideas I’ve been kicking around, but mostly I’ve been making excuses instead of going into the basement. I would love to encounter the unexpected to get me motivated. Send me something.

Would you please collaborate with me? I am quite lonesome and would like to have someone give me a gentle push to start the ball rolling so I can make the most of this time I’ve been blessed with. I don’t expect to go back to work for several more months. I would love to never go back to work and I think I’ll be able to drag another year out of this situation but I’m sure the unemployment faucet will eventually run dry. In the mean time I’d like to dedicate myself to something that will stabilize my negativity and turn it into something more akin to cynicism instead of straight up nihilism.

Won’t you please get involved?

I’m asking you to reach out to me to provide inspiration to make use of this time. I’d like to make some animated short films with material you provide as the basis and springboard. Does that interest you?

I’m looking for script ideas, story ideas, anecdotes, poetry, prose, dreams, fantasies, fears, doubts, hopes, disappointments, or any other imaginative notion you can think up which you’d like to see created for the screen. It doesn’t have to make sense. It doesn’t have to be a story. It can be a written letter to yourself, to your mum, to your kitty, the cat food, the little bits of crayon. It can be avant grade. It can be a bad joke. A good joke. It can be a haunting memory.

If it's easier to be inspired on a smaller scale take note that I’ve made over 30 short films which are no longer than 30 seconds in length. If it helps to get you to conjure a concept for me I suggest you think up something that can be summed up in roughly 30 seconds. However if you have an idea that is longer I welcome that too. I’m including examples of animations I’ve made in the past to give you an idea of my abilities. Please join me.

If the idea of writing seizes you up maybe you will enjoy the following idea more?

I’m not limiting my requests for collaborations to written ideas. Please, please,please, my musician friends, and audio or video geeks, please send me recorded songs, jams, noodlings, false starts, recitals you’ve recorded from the past, rehearsal recordings, audio or video of you making noise, strange sound effects, terrifying screams, endless recorded laughter, atmosphere recordings of street noises, recordings of water dripping, witty dialogue, bad dialogue between fools, good dialogue between lovers, electronic music, acoustic music, bottles breaking, babies crying, dogs barking, sing a song, life being lived. Do you have a smart phone? Then you can record something interesting for me to match with a visual component. Nothing is too weird! No length, no matter how short our long will be unused. I promise.

After the short is finished I'll send you the finished product and I’ll give you half ownership of the film. For whatever that is worth. I suspect it may be worth as much to you, as it will be to me. If you have read this far then please take the next few days, weeks, months, to consider submitting something to me. Please submit as many things as you can imagine or share this request for collaboration to others who you think would be interested. I need someone to bounce off of and I want that person to be you.

Have fun, don't feel the need to "say something" just send me a slice of your life for a few seconds.

Please email me anything you would like to throw against the wall to become realized on screen at: chadarad@hotmail.com. Put collaborate in the subject line.